My favorite Dylan song? I think it's 'Just Like a Woman.' It always makes me cry.

My father once told me, and it's stuck with me to this day: As you walk through life, every time you fart it pushes you forward.

Aristotle said, Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. Isn't that a three-way?

Soon, I'm going to meet somebody around my own age, and she's going to be smart and beautiful, and I'm going to date her daughter.

My wife is a saint. She's Gandhi. She walks around in diapers and won't eat.

Oil is sixty dollars a barrel. There are terrorists everywhere. We have a catastrophe in our world every ten minutes. I don't know how anybody's getting through anything. Right now, people just need to be entertained.

Met a girl the other nite and told her- Before you can be with someone you have to know the value of yourself. So does $200 seem reasonable?