My humor was kind of from my dad and all the stuff that we went through, which was a lot of death. My humor was an escape.

Today is a brand new day. A day of change, of promise, of creativity, of kindness, and of love. I'm going back to bed.

I have no agenda, nothing to control.

Ladies, apologies, but isn't 'vintage' just used stuff?

I am stressed because once I am flattened out so thin to be able to slide under a doorway, I may never be able to ever be unflattened so I could be regular sized again.

If you're hanging out with two negative people, do they equal one positive person?

And turkeys are a bird. A very nervous bird. You'd be nervous too if you knew that one day you'd get your head cut off and... filled with stuffing.