My humor was kind of from my dad and all the stuff that we went through, which was a lot of death. My humor was an escape.

My humor was kind of from my dad and all the stuff that we went through, which was a lot of death. My humor was an escape.

The Comedy Store - all three rooms were filled with 800 people in the room. And during that time, all these guys and some women, but mostly guys who weren't funny were doing stand up for a living; they weren't accountants, they were making $30-$50 grand a year on the road, or more.

Sometimes I wish I hadn't said something foolish. It is then that I realize the power of mime.

Oil is sixty dollars a barrel. There are terrorists everywhere. We have a catastrophe in our world every ten minutes. I don't know how anybody's getting through anything. Right now, people just need to be entertained.

Today is a brand new day. A day of change, of promise, of creativity, of kindness, and of love. I'm going back to bed.

A lot of people ask me what my favorite episode of Full House was, I always tell them: it was the last one!