My humor was kind of from my dad and all the stuff that we went through, which was a lot of death. My humor was an escape.

Most people argue over who's right, not about what the truth is.

Sundays are a good day to look at the limitless possibilities of the week ahead. The key is to prolong that feeling by not reading the news.

I'm a believer that when one door closes another one opens. But why does the one opening always hit me full-speed-knob-first into my nuts?

If you don't wake up every day happy, change something.

As time goes on, the more I value doctors and plumbers. Doctors a little more. I can fix my own toilet but I still can't operate on myself.

One of the first things I said when I signed on for the show was No hugs! Full House was all based on hugs.