My humor was kind of from my dad and all the stuff that we went through, which was a lot of death. My humor was an escape.

I have no plan except to take care of the people I love.

My dad's like, If your mom and I are having sex and we videotape it and she falls out of bed funny, can I win ten-thousand dollars?

They say, Keep your enemies closer. But what if you live with them?

My mom just told me it's impossible to know what's going to happen in life. Except with breakfast, cause she eats the same thing every day.

My humor was kind of from my dad and all the stuff that we went through, which was a lot of death. My humor was an escape.

I like to approach every day like it's my first, so this morning when I woke up I covered my body with red gelatin.