I love telling stories and acting and entertaining people. I don't want to make fun of people.

My mom told me she thinks a man in the market felt her up today. I asked, Where did he touch you? She said, On my knee, Bobby.

Ladies, apologies, but isn't 'vintage' just used stuff?

Today is a brand new day. A day of change, of promise, of creativity, of kindness, and of love. I'm going back to bed.

All I've ever done is try to entertain my way through a life that often has a huge amount of heaviness in it.

I can't do negative, needy, or narcissistic anymore. Oh wait, I can still do the last one, aw nuts.

People do what they do to each other and they feed on it.