I love telling stories and acting and entertaining people. I don't want to make fun of people.

I was on Entourage last week smoking a bong and making out with hookers and I did show them that before, cause it wasn't a hard 'r' cause a lot of people are watching that show that they know, not my little one - she's 12, but very sophisticated so it's an unusual case.

There are no I's in we but there are two i's in Wii.

The Comedy Store - all three rooms were filled with 800 people in the room. And during that time, all these guys and some women, but mostly guys who weren't funny were doing stand up for a living; they weren't accountants, they were making $30-$50 grand a year on the road, or more.

It's 103 comedians, or however many it is, and how would everyone tell it. It's enough people of substance that it makes you think of the people who aren't there that are alive.

Behind every great man in prison is another great man in prison.

It's a new day: Full of promise and love. The only thing that can take away that great feeling is - reading the news or speaking to people.