I'm doing 5000 seat theaters and audiences are going nuts, it's fantastic and it makes me very happy. I'm dirty, but not like this; I just do comedy that I find funny. I'm working on a new tv show for cable and it's not set up yet.
Bob SagetOil is sixty dollars a barrel. There are terrorists everywhere. We have a catastrophe in our world every ten minutes. I don't know how anybody's getting through anything. Right now, people just need to be entertained.
Bob SagetToday is a brand new day. A day of change, of promise, of creativity, of kindness, and of love. I'm going back to bed.
Bob SagetI'd like a nice piece of salmon that's not too pink inside and yet isn't too dry or crisp either.
Bob Saget