I love telling stories and acting and entertaining people. I don't want to make fun of people.

Nobody can tell me what I can or can't do, except they can.

Now people want what the movie was about, which is violent comedy. And that's really what The Aristocrats is based on - what will a family do out of desperation.

Most people argue over who's right, not about what the truth is.

Soon, I'm going to meet somebody around my own age, and she's going to be smart and beautiful, and I'm going to date her daughter.

Yet there are some people - Steve Allen would dissect comedy forever; he's a really funny guy, but he would love talking about comedy. I'm doing it right now and you all seem bored.

A lot of the comedians don't even tell the joke. Like only three tell the joke, the rest of them dissect it.