I love telling stories and acting and entertaining people. I don't want to make fun of people.

My mom told me she thinks a man in the market felt her up today. I asked, Where did he touch you? She said, On my knee, Bobby.

All I've ever done is try to entertain my way through a life that often has a huge amount of heaviness in it.

I love telling stories and acting and entertaining people. I don't want to make fun of people.

Wise men say, only fools rush in. Wise men are so slow.

Stop It, stop lighting your butthol on fire, and everybody listen to me. If you light your ass on fire, I hope you have boxers or a filter of somekind, because if your a bareass person. Not a lot of people have done this. Stop It. This is why. You can cauterize your asshole shut, so when you fart it has nowhere to go and you can have a fart attack.

It think acceptance levels sort of swings back and forth. Like in the 60's there was a lot more freedom with sex that doesn't exist today. Language has gotten pushed a bit farther and violence is way far out.