Some people rely on rumors and gossip because they are devoid of any original thought.
There are no I's in we but there are two i's in Wii.
When you're famous, you're always famous. It doesn't go away.
Jon Lovitz. Jon, your act is like masturbation: you're the only one who enjoys it, and you should be arrested for doing it in public.
What I've learned about comedy people is that they're defined by the harshest level they've been to, their personal Auschwitz.
My confidence wavers between being genuine and being insecure.