My dad told me if I was ever intimidated by anyone, just picture them with their clothes off. He said that's how he dealt with my mom.

In the creative sense, I'm looking forward to collaborating with people I have mutual respect for to create some really good work.

No one gets a free ride. Except maybe bus drivers.

I love watching people get hit in the crotch. But only if they get back up. If their teeth are bleeding, if they're really hurt, if an ambulance has to come, I'm not laughing.

My girlfriend just told me I am one of the smartest people she knows. I told her, You need to meet other people.

Everyone I love I pay.

Oil is sixty dollars a barrel. There are terrorists everywhere. We have a catastrophe in our world every ten minutes. I don't know how anybody's getting through anything. Right now, people just need to be entertained.