My dad told me if I was ever intimidated by anyone, just picture them with their clothes off. He said that's how he dealt with my mom.

I love telling stories and acting and entertaining people. I don't want to make fun of people.

Sundays are a good day to look at the limitless possibilities of the week ahead. The key is to prolong that feeling by not reading the news.

I become a chameleon for wherever I am.

I'm psyched about what I can contribute that can be meaningful to myself and to others.

Saw a man in Whole Foods yelling at his son, What are you doing?! You know I don't eat bread!! Is there such a thing as health food abuse?

I don't like to drink alone 'cause there's nobody to fight with.