I think when you dissect a joke too much, you have ruined whatever there is in comedy.
If you're hanging out with two negative people, do they equal one positive person?
Behind every great man in prison is another great man in prison.
Just went to the gym and worked on every body part. Four people slapped me.
Apparently my street has a leaf blower gang who tag team all day, so the sounds of the leaf blower are forever blowing from dawn to dusk.
The greatness of a man is only measured by his urologist.