I have no plan except to take care of the people I love.

A lot of people ask me what my favorite episode of Full House was, I always tell them: it was the last one!

Kindness isn't just a virtue, its a necessity.

If 'what doesn't kill you makes you stronger,' how do you explain zombies?

My haircutter figured out I whine less if I'm under general anesthesia. I just hope when I awaken they haven't given me a Brazilian wax.

What I have now are good problems of trying to decide and what I really want to do is good work next. My phone's ringing a lot more and I've got nine lines so when it doesn't ring, it's very frustrating.

My father once told me, and it's stuck with me to this day: As you walk through life, every time you fart it pushes you forward.