I have no plan except to take care of the people I love.

If someone sprays windex in your food it can give you diarrhea. But once you wipe it off your windows, you're fine.

One of the first things I said when I signed on for the show was No hugs! Full House was all based on hugs.

My humor was kind of from my dad and all the stuff that we went through, which was a lot of death. My humor was an escape.

I'm fortunate to know a lot of incredibly talented people, and they all want to be a penguin.

I don't like the negative of reality tv - the 'you're no good, so you have to leave, I choose you, but I thought you really loved me.' It's all about how bad people are and I just hate that. I like Pimp my Ride where someone is helping somebody.

Just went to the gym and worked on every body part. Four people slapped me.