I have no plan except to take care of the people I love.

I think Desperate Housewives is a pretty good show, I watch it, I like it and I don't love reality tv that much. I do watch some, I've got three daughters so we'll watch the good stuff, the fun stuff.

What do you do if you're in the car and your girlfriend touches your crotch then asks you to remind her to get kitchen scissors?

There was this whole middle time that only Chris Rock came out of, you know, 10 years ago it was Chris and a few other people, but that's about it. Chris is in a class of his own; I don't see another comedian who I put in high regard as him.

They say, Keep your enemies closer. But what if you live with them?

You learn who your friends are when you find out who will lie for you.

Met a girl the other nite and told her- Before you can be with someone you have to know the value of yourself. So does $200 seem reasonable?