Nobody can tell me what I can or can't do, except they can.
Concerned we're in a time where politicians can't even fake sincerity. Aren't they supposed to be good at that?
My dad's like, If your mom and I are having sex and we videotape it and she falls out of bed funny, can I win ten-thousand dollars?
Ladies, apologies, but isn't 'vintage' just used stuff?
Most people argue over who's right, not about what the truth is.
Just went to the gym and worked on every body part. Four people slapped me.