Nothing worse than a piece of dried out fish.

My humor was kind of from my dad and all the stuff that we went through, which was a lot of death. My humor was an escape.

It's 103 comedians, or however many it is, and how would everyone tell it. It's enough people of substance that it makes you think of the people who aren't there that are alive.

I wouldn't hurt a flea. I'd finger a spider though.

If someone sprays windex in your food it can give you diarrhea. But once you wipe it off your windows, you're fine.

Kindness isn't just a virtue, its a necessity.

Aristotle said, Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. Isn't that a three-way?