Nothing worse than a piece of dried out fish.

In the creative sense, I'm looking forward to collaborating with people I have mutual respect for to create some really good work.

My wife is a saint. She's Gandhi. She walks around in diapers and won't eat.

Yet there are some people - Steve Allen would dissect comedy forever; he's a really funny guy, but he would love talking about comedy. I'm doing it right now and you all seem bored.

I love watching people get hit in the crotch. But only if they get back up. If their teeth are bleeding, if they're really hurt, if an ambulance has to come, I'm not laughing.

Kindness isn't just a virtue, its a necessity.

If someone sprays windex in your food it can give you diarrhea. But once you wipe it off your windows, you're fine.