I become a chameleon for wherever I am.

I'd like a nice piece of salmon that's not too pink inside and yet isn't too dry or crisp either.

A good way to keep your relationship together is not to scream in terror when you see your partner naked.

My mom told me she thinks a man in the market felt her up today. I asked, Where did he touch you? She said, On my knee, Bobby.

I wouldn't hurt a flea. I'd finger a spider though.

I don't roll like that but I've never been with a hooker either. Yeah, that's good to say in an interview cause I feel bad a little because people grew up watching me and that's a little disturbing.

Everyone I love I pay.