I become a chameleon for wherever I am.

Most people argue over who's right, not about what the truth is.

I'm fortunate to know a lot of incredibly talented people, and they all want to be a penguin.

Nothing worse than a piece of dried out fish.

The nature of comedy is 'just do it.' But I think what's interesting about it is this joke has been around and why. And it's just saying what's wrong and how wrong can you be if you say it.

My dad told me if I was ever intimidated by anyone, just picture them with their clothes off. He said that's how he dealt with my mom.

My father once told me, and it's stuck with me to this day: As you walk through life, every time you fart it pushes you forward.