I was on Entourage last week smoking a bong and making out with hookers and I did show them that before, cause it wasn't a hard 'r' cause a lot of people are watching that show that they know, not my little one - she's 12, but very sophisticated so it's an unusual case.

Today is the first day of the rest of your life. And if that doesn't work out for you, Tomorrow is the first day of the rest of your life.

I'd like a nice piece of salmon that's not too pink inside and yet isn't too dry or crisp either.

My mom just told me it's impossible to know what's going to happen in life. Except with breakfast, cause she eats the same thing every day.

People do what they do to each other and they feed on it.

Words matter. Especially if you're kicking someone's ass in words with friends.

Words matter. Especially ones with four letters.