I was on Entourage last week smoking a bong and making out with hookers and I did show them that before, cause it wasn't a hard 'r' cause a lot of people are watching that show that they know, not my little one - she's 12, but very sophisticated so it's an unusual case.

The secret to raising children is to love them... And teach them to operate in a way you can tolerate them the best.

Words matter. Especially if you're kicking someone's ass in words with friends.

I have the brain of a German Shepherd and the body of a 16-year-old boy; they’re both in my car and I want you to see them

Around comics, I've always been known for, oh, that's not dirty, this is dirty.

I think comedy is on an organic upsurge right now because when I started, it was 1978 at The Comedy Store and Letterman had just stopped emceeing his morning show.

They say, Keep your enemies closer. But what if you live with them?