I was on Entourage last week smoking a bong and making out with hookers and I did show them that before, cause it wasn't a hard 'r' cause a lot of people are watching that show that they know, not my little one - she's 12, but very sophisticated so it's an unusual case.

Saw a man in Whole Foods yelling at his son, What are you doing?! You know I don't eat bread!! Is there such a thing as health food abuse?

The greatness of a man is only measured by his urologist.

The nature of comedy is 'just do it.' But I think what's interesting about it is this joke has been around and why. And it's just saying what's wrong and how wrong can you be if you say it.

I have no agenda, nothing to control.

In the creative sense, I'm looking forward to collaborating with people I have mutual respect for to create some really good work.

I have the brain of a German Shepherd and the body of a 16-year-old boy; they’re both in my car and I want you to see them