Nobody can tell me what I can or can't do, except they can.

One of the first things I said when I signed on for the show was No hugs! Full House was all based on hugs.

The nature of comedy is 'just do it.' But I think what's interesting about it is this joke has been around and why. And it's just saying what's wrong and how wrong can you be if you say it.

And turkeys are a bird. A very nervous bird. You'd be nervous too if you knew that one day you'd get your head cut off and... filled with stuffing.

When you're famous, you're always famous. It doesn't go away.

It's smart to marry your yoga teacher so when you get divorced you know how to go down on yourself.

25, 30 years ago, that meant something, they were making some money. And they were doing all sorts of comedy, screaming at the audience, basically crowd control. And then there was the whole urban comedy scene.