It's 103 comedians, or however many it is, and how would everyone tell it. It's enough people of substance that it makes you think of the people who aren't there that are alive.

I'd like a nice piece of salmon that's not too pink inside and yet isn't too dry or crisp either.

What I've learned about comedy people is that they're defined by the harshest level they've been to, their personal Auschwitz.

Saw a man in Whole Foods yelling at his son, What are you doing?! You know I don't eat bread!! Is there such a thing as health food abuse?

Found a bunch of old shower caps in my house. Was gonna throw them out but realized they make excellent porta potties for long road trips.

As time goes on, the more I value doctors and plumbers. Doctors a little more. I can fix my own toilet but I still can't operate on myself.

Words matter. Especially if you're kicking someone's ass in words with friends.