It's 103 comedians, or however many it is, and how would everyone tell it. It's enough people of substance that it makes you think of the people who aren't there that are alive.

I wouldn't hurt a flea. I'd finger a spider though.

A lot of people ask me what my favorite episode of Full House was, I always tell them: it was the last one!

Some dead people said smart stuff.

I was in a supermarket and I saw Paul Newman's face on salad dressing and spaghetti sauce....I thought he was missing.

If you're a host of a video show and you're on the cleanest show on television for eight years, people want to say, 'Well, that's what that person does.' That was the dilemma for me, career-wise.

If you're hanging out with two negative people, do they equal one positive person?