My father once told me, and it's stuck with me to this day: As you walk through life, every time you fart it pushes you forward.

One of the first things I said when I signed on for the show was No hugs! Full House was all based on hugs.

I was going to do a big radio show, and I said to my driver, 'Radio can wait, take me to the Full House house.' It literally was a drive-by. I photobombed the Full House house yesterday. I took like 20 pictures because I thought I didn't look good in any of these - you can't see the house! You gotta really show that that's the house!

Behind every great man in prison is another great man in prison.

What I have now are good problems of trying to decide and what I really want to do is good work next. My phone's ringing a lot more and I've got nine lines so when it doesn't ring, it's very frustrating.

It think acceptance levels sort of swings back and forth. Like in the 60's there was a lot more freedom with sex that doesn't exist today. Language has gotten pushed a bit farther and violence is way far out.

Think well of yourself and others will too. Unless those others are in government, banking, or show business.