Sometimes I wish I hadn't said something foolish. It is then that I realize the power of mime.
Bob SagetToday is the first day of the rest of your life. And if that doesn't work out for you, Tomorrow is the first day of the rest of your life.
Bob SagetI'm a believer that when one door closes another one opens. But why does the one opening always hit me full-speed-knob-first into my nuts?
Bob SagetMy mom told me she thinks a man in the market felt her up today. I asked, Where did he touch you? She said, On my knee, Bobby.
Bob Saget