My father once told me, and it's stuck with me to this day: As you walk through life, every time you fart it pushes you forward.

I will always prefer a hardback book, but I'm drawn to digital because it's so easy to acquire them when I'm having a need-to-read moment.

Sometimes I wish I hadn't said something foolish. It is then that I realize the power of mime.

Ladies, apologies, but isn't 'vintage' just used stuff?

I never went to camp as a kid. I couldn't get into an Ivy League school. I wouldn't join a biker club.

My favorite Dylan song? I think it's 'Just Like a Woman.' It always makes me cry.

Met a girl the other nite and told her- Before you can be with someone you have to know the value of yourself. So does $200 seem reasonable?