A good way to keep your relationship together is not to scream in terror when you see your partner naked.
Bob SagetI will always prefer a hardback book, but I'm drawn to digital because it's so easy to acquire them when I'm having a need-to-read moment.
Bob SagetMy haircutter figured out I whine less if I'm under general anesthesia. I just hope when I awaken they haven't given me a Brazilian wax.
Bob SagetI love telling stories and acting and entertaining people. I don't want to make fun of people.
Bob Saget