If someone sprays windex in your food it can give you diarrhea. But once you wipe it off your windows, you're fine.
Bob SagetMy father once told me, and it's stuck with me to this day: As you walk through life, every time you fart it pushes you forward.
Bob SagetI like to approach every day like it's my first, so this morning when I woke up I covered my body with red gelatin.
Bob Saget