If you go with Marshall McLuhan's theory that the medium is the message, as soon as you're hosting a blooper show, you're done.

I like to approach every day like it's my first, so this morning when I woke up I covered my body with red gelatin.

What I've learned about comedy people is that they're defined by the harshest level they've been to, their personal Auschwitz.

Yet there are some people - Steve Allen would dissect comedy forever; he's a really funny guy, but he would love talking about comedy. I'm doing it right now and you all seem bored.

I just did a play in New York which has been my best experience that Ive had for maybe ever. It was Paul Weitzs play called Privilege and I was in New York for three months.

I love telling stories and acting and entertaining people. I don't want to make fun of people.

Ladies, apologies, but isn't 'vintage' just used stuff?