If you go with Marshall McLuhan's theory that the medium is the message, as soon as you're hosting a blooper show, you're done.

It's 103 comedians, or however many it is, and how would everyone tell it. It's enough people of substance that it makes you think of the people who aren't there that are alive.

My father once told me, and it's stuck with me to this day: As you walk through life, every time you fart it pushes you forward.

Wise men say, only fools rush in. Wise men are so slow.

They say, Keep your enemies closer. But what if you live with them?

Now people want what the movie was about, which is violent comedy. And that's really what The Aristocrats is based on - what will a family do out of desperation.

Around comics, I've always been known for, oh, that's not dirty, this is dirty.