Tito Santana is like a cue-ball. The more you strike him, the more english you get out of him.
The bad thing about the Bushwhackers is that win, lose, or draw, you gotta have everything you got on fumigated.
He's the only man I know of who can hide his own easter eggs.
You know they say money can't buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile
You're 83? Really? You don't look it. I would've guessed 81 or 82.
If you ever had your moon salted you'd know how painful that could be.