Have you ever been to Glens Falls? The city limits signs are on the same post.

Its a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.

By the time The Iron Sheik gets to the ring, it will be Wrestlemania 37!

Janetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice.

Once you wrestke Rikki Atakki, an hour later you want to wrestle him again.

The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they're allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.

I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence... and he said "parole".