Have you ever been to Glens Falls? The city limits signs are on the same post.

This guy makes coffee nervous.

Koko B. Ware … his mom’s first name was Tupper.

You'd have a good voice, if it ever came out of your throat

Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It's called Tulsa.

[On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There's the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo.

This (Paris,France) wouldn't be a bad place, but it's full of Frenchmen.