If you ever had your moon salted you'd know how painful that could be.

This (Paris,France) wouldn't be a bad place, but it's full of Frenchmen.

What are you doing, looking at me with one eye and chasing a fly with the other?

Tito Santana is like a cue-ball. The more you strike him, the more english you get out of him.

This guy makes coffee nervous.

I asked Stu Hart earlier. I said, 'Stu, you gotta be proud of your boys.' He said, 'I have boys?'

Obviously some cheap motel is missing a shower curtain.