If you ever had your moon salted you'd know how painful that could be.

You win some and you lose some. Unless you're Virgil, then you lose them all.

[On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There's the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo.

Have you ever been to Glens Falls? The city limits signs are on the same post.

And for those of you that dropped out of high school, remember the famous phrase: 'Do you want fries with that?'

North Dakota State. What do you have to do there to graduate? Milk a cow with your left hand?

He looks like something that fell out of a deck of cards!