If you ever had your moon salted you'd know how painful that could be.

I heard a rumor that your mom and dad ran away from home.

Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It's called Tulsa.

Remember folks, fish are like relatives. After two days, they stink.

He looks like something that fell out of a deck of cards!

This (Paris,France) wouldn't be a bad place, but it's full of Frenchmen.

When's the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious?