If you ever had your moon salted you'd know how painful that could be.

The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they're allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.

Koko B. Ware … his mom’s first name was Tupper.

Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It's called Tulsa.

Have you ever been to Glens Falls? The city limits signs are on the same post.

There's a counter for every hold and a hold for every counter, and a lunch counter for every person that you know Schivone.

You know they say money can't buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile