North Dakota State. What do you have to do there to graduate? Milk a cow with your left hand?
If you're poor and you do something stupid, you're nuts. If you're rich and do something stupid, you're eccentric.
When The Phenoix Suns are missing two basketballs, they'll know where to look!
Obviously some cheap motel is missing a shower curtain.
When's the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious?
Koko B. Ware … his mom’s first name was Tupper.