[On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There's the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo.

There's a counter for every hold and a hold for every counter, and a lunch counter for every person that you know Schivone.

Once you wrestke Rikki Atakki, an hour later you want to wrestle him again.

You'd have a good voice, if it ever came out of your throat

If you ever had your moon salted you'd know how painful that could be.

There's nothing better than a good, blind referee.

The bad thing about the Bushwhackers is that win, lose, or draw, you gotta have everything you got on fumigated.