[On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There's the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo.

To Jim Duggan, taking a shower is a high risk maneuver.

Remember folks, fish are like relatives. After two days, they stink.

Obviously some cheap motel is missing a shower curtain.

You win some and you lose some. Unless you're Virgil, then you lose them all.

You're 83? Really? You don't look it. I would've guessed 81 or 82.

When's the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious?