If you ever had your moon salted you'd know how painful that could be.
I'd love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job
The bad thing about the Bushwhackers is that win, lose, or draw, you gotta have everything you got on fumigated.
Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It's called Tulsa.
Obviously some cheap motel is missing a shower curtain.
There's nothing better than a good, blind referee.