The money's the same, whether you earn it or scam it.

Have you ever been to Glens Falls? The city limits signs are on the same post.

The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they're allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.

The bad thing about the Bushwhackers is that win, lose, or draw, you gotta have everything you got on fumigated.

Oh, I knew he was gonna do that. I just knew he was gonna do that. He don't need Jannetty. I told you that off and on.

You know they say money can't buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile

He looks like something that fell out of a deck of cards!