What are you doing, looking at me with one eye and chasing a fly with the other?
This (Paris,France) wouldn't be a bad place, but it's full of Frenchmen.
They're living proof that the 3 stooges had children.
North Dakota State. What do you have to do there to graduate? Milk a cow with your left hand?
You're 83? Really? You don't look it. I would've guessed 81 or 82.
You'd have a good voice, if it ever came out of your throat