He's the only man I know of who can hide his own easter eggs.

There's a counter for every hold and a hold for every counter, and a lunch counter for every person that you know Schivone.

There's nothing better than a good, blind referee.

Have you ever been to Glens Falls? The city limits signs are on the same post.

Janetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice.

If you ever had your moon salted you'd know how painful that could be.

You can win, it'll just cost you some money.