He's the only man I know of who can hide his own easter eggs.

Obviously some cheap motel is missing a shower curtain.

There's nothing better than a good, blind referee.

You can win, it'll just cost you some money.

If you're poor and you do something stupid, you're nuts. If you're rich and do something stupid, you're eccentric.

I'm a legend in this sport. If you don't believe me, ask me

You don't have to yell at me Schiavone. I'm not blind!