[On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There's the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo.
Stu Hart trained all his kids--only three of them use the litter box.
You know they say money can't buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile
If you're poor and you do something stupid, you're nuts. If you're rich and do something stupid, you're eccentric.
When The Phenoix Suns are missing two basketballs, they'll know where to look!
Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire. They're a lovely twosome, or threesome, or foursome, or twenty-fifthsome.