He's the only man I know of who can hide his own easter eggs.

Just look at the way he hangs in mid air!

You're 83? Really? You don't look it. I would've guessed 81 or 82.

Have you ever been to Glens Falls? The city limits signs are on the same post.

Remember folks, fish are like relatives. After two days, they stink.

I know all about cheating. I've had six very successful marriages.

I asked Stu Hart earlier. I said, 'Stu, you gotta be proud of your boys.' He said, 'I have boys?'