He's the only man I know of who can hide his own easter eggs.

There's the downtown area of Tupelo. Did you see the skyscrapers? Two stories.

[On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There's the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo.

There's a counter for every hold and a hold for every counter, and a lunch counter for every person that you know Schivone.

Tito Santana is like a cue-ball. The more you strike him, the more english you get out of him.

North Dakota State. What do you have to do there to graduate? Milk a cow with your left hand?

When The Phenoix Suns are missing two basketballs, they'll know where to look!