There's the downtown area of Tupelo. Did you see the skyscrapers? Two stories.

There's only two kinds of music I don't like....Country and Western.

Obviously some cheap motel is missing a shower curtain.

Hawaii's the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.

Stu Hart trained all his kids--only three of them use the litter box.

Have you ever been to Glens Falls? The city limits signs are on the same post.

I heard a rumor that your mom and dad ran away from home.