There's the downtown area of Tupelo. Did you see the skyscrapers? Two stories.

You can win, it'll just cost you some money.

When's the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious?

There's only two kinds of music I don't like....Country and Western.

Janetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice.

You're 83? Really? You don't look it. I would've guessed 81 or 82.

Hawaii's the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.