The money's the same, whether you earn it or scam it.
Have you ever been to Glens Falls? The city limits signs are on the same post.
Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It's called Tulsa.
[On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There's the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo.
Tito Santana is like a cue-ball. The more you strike him, the more english you get out of him.
Remember folks, fish are like relatives. After two days, they stink.