Koko B. Ware … his mom’s first name was Tupper.

I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence... and he said "parole".

Have you ever been to Glens Falls? The city limits signs are on the same post.

[On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There's the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo.

I'd love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job

There's the downtown area of Tupelo. Did you see the skyscrapers? Two stories.

Janetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice.