Koko B. Ware … his mom’s first name was Tupper.

There's only two kinds of music I don't like....Country and Western.

Tito Santana is like a cue-ball. The more you strike him, the more english you get out of him.

And for those of you that dropped out of high school, remember the famous phrase: 'Do you want fries with that?'

I'm a legend in this sport. If you don't believe me, ask me

The bad thing about the Bushwhackers is that win, lose, or draw, you gotta have everything you got on fumigated.

There's nothing better than a good, blind referee.