Koko B. Ware … his mom’s first name was Tupper.

You know they say money can't buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile

There's a counter for every hold and a hold for every counter, and a lunch counter for every person that you know Schivone.

Remember folks, fish are like relatives. After two days, they stink.

Stu Hart trained all his kids--only three of them use the litter box.

Hawaii's the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.

The bad thing about the Bushwhackers is that win, lose, or draw, you gotta have everything you got on fumigated.