There is no such thing as bad publicity except your own obituary.

The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.

In a society which really supported marriage the wife would be encouraged to go to the office and make love to her husband on the company's time and with its blessing.

The only thing I envy in young people is their livers.

Ninety-seven saint days a year wouldn't affect the theater, but two Yom Kippurs would ruin it.

I wish I'd been a mixed infant.

A pedestrian ought to be legally allowed to toss at least one hand grenade at a motorist every day.