They took away our land, our language, and our religion; but they could never harness our tongues.

Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it's done, they've seen it done every day, but they're unable to do it themselves.

When I'm talking to people I like to stop and quote myself. My quotes have a way of spicing up conversation.

I cannot imagine any crime worse than taking a life, can you? -It'd depend whose life.

Critics are like eunuchs; they can tell you what to do, but they can't do it themselves!

Shakespeare said pretty well everything and what he left out, James Joyce, with a judge from meself, put in.

It is a good deed to forget a poor joke