I only take a drink on two occasions - when I'm thirsty and when I'm not.
I saw a notice that said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started.
Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis.
When I'm talking to people I like to stop and quote myself. My quotes have a way of spicing up conversation.
The English and Americans dislike only some Irish--the same Irish that the Irish themselves detest, Irish writers--the ones that think.
Ah, bless you, Sister, may all your sons be bishops.