Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis.
I have never seen a situation so dismal that a policeman couldn't make it worse.
When two men fight over a woman it's the fight they want, not the woman.
Ninety-seven saint days a year wouldn't affect the theater, but two Yom Kippurs would ruin it.
Other people's interruptions of your work are relatively insignificant compared with the countless times you interrupt yourself.
I never felt so much at home as I do in New York. I must be a devil.