A man is fortunate if he encounters living examples of vice, as well as of virtue, to inspire him.
One drink is to many for me and a thousand not enough.
To get enough to eat was regarded as an achievement. To get drunk was a victory.
I never felt so much at home as I do in New York. I must be a devil.
Every cripple has his own way of walking.
I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happier in the summer.