Every cripple has his own way of walking.
I'm a drinker with a writing problem.
New York is my Lourdes, where I go for spiritual refreshment... a place where you're least likely to be bitten by a wild goat.
The terrorist is the one with the small bomb.
Ninety-seven saint days a year wouldn't affect the theater, but two Yom Kippurs would ruin it.
I ruined my health drinking to other people's.