I'm a drinker with a writing problem.
Pound notes are the best religion in the world.
A man is fortunate if he encounters living examples of vice, as well as of virtue, to inspire him.
A general and a bit of shooting makes you forget your troubles ... it takes your mind off the cost of living.
Nothing hurts more than the friendly letter that one never got around to writing.
A pedestrian ought to be legally allowed to toss at least one hand grenade at a motorist every day.