Any cupcake consumed before 9AM is, technically, a muffin.
There’s no such thing as free kittens.
Children are like sponges; they start to smell after a little while.
You want a story? Read 'Gone With the Wind'. These aren't stories. They're joke books. The whole thing of a beginning, a middle and an end has been done to death.
Not only is love blind, it’s a little hard of hearing.
When a kid can understand that a word can mean two things, there's some real thinking going on. They have a vested interest in finding out what a word means, because it's the punch line to a joke.