On a recent survey, 80 percent of golfers admitted cheating. The other 20 percent lied.
You always nag the one you love
What's the point of washing off your ball when teeing off on a water hole?
We learn so many things from golf: how to suffer, for instance.
My ex-wife has never broken 150. I wish she would stop telling people I taught her how to play golf.
In Minnesota it's so cold some nights you have to wear two condoms.