We learn so many things from golf: how to suffer, for instance.
When your first baby drops her pacifier, you sterilize it. When your second baby drops her pacifier, you tell the dog: 'Fetch!'
You always nag the one you love
The only thing in my bag that works is the bug spray.
I don't think I'll live long enough to shoot my age. I'm lucky to shoot my weight.
Someone once told me that there is more to life than golf. I think it was my ex-wife.