The only place you're sure to find love is at the end of a letter from your mother.
When your first baby drops her pacifier, you sterilize it. When your second baby drops her pacifier, you tell the dog: 'Fetch!'
I don't think I'll live long enough to shoot my age. I'm lucky to shoot my weight.
On a recent survey, 80 percent of golfers admitted cheating. The other 20 percent lied.
You always nag the one you love
Someone once told me that there is more to life than golf. I think it was my ex-wife.