I'll always remember the day I broke ninety. I had a few beers in the clubhouse and was so excited I forgot to play the back nine.
On a recent survey, 80 percent of golfers admitted cheating. The other 20 percent lied.
What's the point of washing off your ball when teeing off on a water hole?
The only thing in my bag that works is the bug spray.
We learn so many things from golf: how to suffer, for instance.
You always nag the one you love