If it's inappropriate to write about, if there's nothing funny about it, then it's not funny.

A new regulation for the publishing industry: "The advance for a book must be larger than the check for the lunch at which it was discussed.

Getting a tattoo would probably make me cry.

One advantage of a monarchy is that a monarchy does not suffer the effects of having great clots of white Christians moping around simply because they aren't the king or queen.

I don't mind being interviewed on television or radio.

Many Texas barbecue fanatics have a strong belief in the beneficial properties of accumulated grease.

It was a given in our family that my father was a grocer so that I wouldn't have to be.