Do my ears deceive me, or can I actually hear the sounds of worms turning? You say a turning worm makes no sound? But how about a chorus of turning worms?
I don't care where I sit, as long as I get fed.
The margin of error in astrology is plus or minus one hundred percent.
As far as I'm concerned, 'whom' is a word that was invented to make everyone sound like a butler.
If law school is so hard to get through... how come there are so many lawyers?
When someone reaches middle age, people he knows begin to get put in charge of things, and knowing what he knows about the people who are being put in charge of things scares the hell out of him.