The shelf life of the average trade book is somewhere between milk and yogurt.

Many Texas barbecue fanatics have a strong belief in the beneficial properties of accumulated grease.

It has long been acknowledged that the single best restaurant in the world is Arthur Bryant's Barbecue at Eighteenth and Booklyn in Kansas city.

By the way, did you fellows know that a hummingbird weighs as much as a quarter? Do you think a hummingbird also weighs the same as two dimes and a nickel? But then she asked a question of her own: How do they weigh a hummingbird?

I never did very well in math - I could never seem to persuade the teacher that I hadn't meant my answers literally.

I like chili, but not enough to discuss it with someone from Texas.

Health food makes me sick.