The shelf life of the average trade book is somewhere between milk and yogurt.

It was a given in our family that my father was a grocer so that I wouldn't have to be.

Avoid restaurants with names that are improbable descriptions, such as the Purple Goose, the Blue Kangaroo or the Quilted Orangutan.

Did you know that five out of three people have trouble with fractions.

In modern America, anyone who attempts to write satirically about the events of the day finds it difficult to concoct a situation so bizarre that it may not actually come to pass while his article is still on the presses.

I don't cook. I don't know anything about food. I've never reviewed a restaurant.

The price of purity is purists.