The question about those aromatic advertisements that perfume companies are having stitched into magazines these days is this: under the freedoms guaranteed by the First Amendment, is smelling up the place a constitutionally protected form of expression?
Calvin TrillinA new regulation for the publishing industry: "The advance for a book must be larger than the check for the lunch at which it was discussed.
Calvin TrillinWe all know funny people who can't get it down on the page - even funny writers who can't get it down on the page.
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