It has long been acknowledged that the single best restaurant in the world is Arthur Bryant's Barbecue at Eighteenth and Booklyn in Kansas city.

People, not just reporters, are more interested in politics than in government, so the actual issues wouldn't be something that interested them.

Anybody caught selling macrame in public should be dyed a natural color and hung out to dry.

Money not spent on a luxury one considered even briefly is the equivalent of windfall income and should be spent accordingly.

One advantage of a monarchy is that a monarchy does not suffer the effects of having great clots of white Christians moping around simply because they aren't the king or queen.

The Banh Mi sandwich is really the only good argument for colonialism.

What campaigns are for is weeding out the people who, for one way or another, weren't making it for the long haul.