The margin of error in astrology is plus or minus one hundred percent.

Given the clientele, the restaurants on Capri might resemble those fancy Northern Italian places on the East Side of Manhattan where the captain has taken bilingual sneering lessons from the maitre d' at the French joint down the street and the waiter, whose father was born in Palermo, would deny under torture that tomato sauce has ever touched his lips.

Marriage is part of a sort of 50′s revival package that's back in vogue along with neckties and naked ambition.

Marriage is not merely sharing the fettucini, but sharing the burden of finding the fettucini restaurant in the first place.

Canadians are very well behaved, they don't throw their food.

I actually think of being funny as an odd turn of mind, like a mild disability, some weird way of looking at the world that you can't get rid of.

A new regulation for the publishing industry: "The advance for a book must be larger than the check for the lunch at which it was discussed.