The margin of error in astrology is plus or minus one hundred percent.

What interests me is what you might call vernacular writing, writing that connects you to a place.

There's always a source for humor [in politics]. If it's inappropriate to write about, if there's nothing funny about it, then it's not funny. So it sort of selects itself. It has to. And plus, often something that wouldn't be funny at the time is okay to make jokes about later.

Anybody who doesn't think that the best hamburger place in teh world is in his home town is a sissy.

The way I read Billy Carter's testimony, he was a model citizen himself until the voters went and ruined his life by making his brother President.

Perhaps we've time to have a look at the Number Thirty-One bus queue before we turn in.

How did Italy manage to end up with no Caribbean islands at all? Christopher Columbus took the trouble to discover the Caribbean personally before the end of the fifteenth century. Try to get a decent plate of spaghetti there now.