The shelf life of the average trade book is somewhere between milk and yogurt.
Every good idea sooner or later degenerates into hard work.
Do my ears deceive me, or can I actually hear the sounds of worms turning? You say a turning worm makes no sound? But how about a chorus of turning worms?
Marriage is part of a sort of 50′s revival package that's back in vogue along with neckties and naked ambition.
I don't cook. I don't know anything about food. I've never reviewed a restaurant.
We all know funny people who can't get it down on the page - even funny writers who can't get it down on the page.