I like chili, but not enough to discuss it with someone from Texas.

I'm in favor of liberalizing immigration because of the effect it would have on restaurants. I'd let just about everybody in except the English.

I do remember in high school I wanted to be a disc jockey.

With humor, it’s so subjective that trying to think of what the ideal reader would think would drive you crazy.

I don't care where I sit, as long as I get fed.

Every good idea sooner or later degenerates into hard work.

I don't mind being interviewed on television or radio.