By the way, did you fellows know that a hummingbird weighs as much as a quarter? Do you think a hummingbird also weighs the same as two dimes and a nickel? But then she asked a question of her own: How do they weigh a hummingbird?
Calvin TrillinAt American weddings, the quality of the food is in inverse proportion to the social position of the bride and groom.
Calvin Trillin