Listen, here's my questions to anybody when they talk about comedy. When you are with your friends who don't judge you, what do you say? And if that's appropriate to say with your friends, why is it not appropriate anywhere else. Like I hate those people who judge me and are hypocrites.

I'm glad Hurricane Katrina happened. It taught us an important lesson: black people can't swim.

When white people eat potato chips, they're called white people. When black people eat potato chips, they're called niggas.

When a black person has no electricity, no water, they call it the ghetto. When white people have no electricity and no water, they call it camping.

I'm a spiritual person, I believe that if you read the bible, you get what you want from it. But, when you actually read it, you see the beauty, spirituality, the joy and love and what makes us godly. And then if you read between the lines of all the same books, you always see the human influence in the writing... it's not all about religiousness, it's about spirituality.

Like my father I, too, was born in Central America - Nebraska.

Hurricane Katrina was caused by political correctness. I said it!