Growing up, I didn't know anything about comedy and didn't know anything about comedians or what standup was. I grew up in the projects with no dream of anything, it was in my formatting when i got older and started talking to my friends about how I felt, they would be like, "dude, that's funny." Then one day my friend was like, "Dude, you don't understand how funny you are, you need to do standup"!

I'm not white, I don't apologize for what my country did to become great

As the artist, you have to live in order to experience life to put that out there, and when you are successful in America and in the world, your point of view is the 5% and not the 95%, but you have to represent the 95% so you have to find a way to experience life the way they do.

I'll admit it, the Holocaust was definitely a bad thing, but do we really need Jewish people around? They have big noses. I said it! I said it!

The essence of what makes life beautiful is the fact that it can go away.

What I say is stupid. Who takes a comedian seriously? I'm doing sophisticated knock-knock jokes.

God has a sense of humor. If you don't believe me, tomorrow go to wal-mart and just look at people.