I love the writing. I love the idea of typing and seeing it on the computer and printing it out myself and, you know, moving sentences around. I like that.

The audience is never wrong.

You know, one wonderful thing that came out of my Enquirer experience is that, in my case, it was ruled tabloids are magazines. Which means they didn't have the protection that a newspaper has.

Celebrity was a long time in coming; it will go away. Everything goes away.

If you want to know the feeling [of labor pain], just take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.

My grandmother and I saw an average of eight movies a week, double features, second run.

It costs a lot to sue a magazine, and it's too bad that we don't have a system where the losing team has to pay the winning team's lawyers.