I love the writing. I love the idea of typing and seeing it on the computer and printing it out myself and, you know, moving sentences around. I like that.

Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.

If you want to know the feeling [of labor pain], just take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.

Adolescence is just one big walking pimple.

I always felt that I was more of an actress than a - I can't tell a joke to save my soul, but that I was a comedic actress.

If someone tells you that you cannot do something and you believe it, they are right.

My interesting diet tips are eat early and don't nosh between meals. I mean, I can pack it away.