Well, I don't know how astute I am, but I did want to be a journalist when I was growing up.

Words, once they are printed, have a life of their own.

I'm really not that funny in real life. But I am the best audience one could find. I love to laugh.

Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.

It's also selfish because it makes you feel good when you help others. I've been helped by acts of kindness from strangers. That's why we're here, after all, to help others.

My grandmother and I saw an average of eight movies a week, double features, second run.

I don't have false teeth. Do you think I'd buy teeth like these?