Well, I don't know how astute I am, but I did want to be a journalist when I was growing up.

Celebrity was a long time in coming; it will go away. Everything goes away.

I've always been able to recount things and I have a really good memory about dialog and what people have said before and this and that.

What I do when I write is I just write the way I would tell it, so it comes out just exactly the way I would talk to you.

If you want to know the feeling [of labor pain], just take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.

As far as sitcoms go, I thought Jenna Elfman in 'Dharma and Greg' was a wonderful physical comedienne who had great timing.

I never regretted turning down anything, I never regretted losing a job because I always felt something else was out there.