Comedy is tragedy plus time.
If you want to know the feeling [of labor pain], just take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
It costs a lot to sue a magazine, and it's too bad that we don't have a system where the losing team has to pay the winning team's lawyers.
Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me.
Comedy = tragedy + time.