I'm really not that funny in real life. But I am the best audience one could find. I love to laugh.
But I don't begrudge anybody, because I know how hard it is to have that dream and to make it happen, whether or not it's just to put a roof over your head and food on the table.
If someone tells you that you cannot do something and you believe it, they are right.
I don't have false teeth. Do you think I'd buy teeth like these?
When you have a dream, you've got to grab it and never let go.
I think the hardest thing to do in the world, show-business-wise, is write comedy.