As far as sitcoms go, I thought Jenna Elfman in 'Dharma and Greg' was a wonderful physical comedienne who had great timing.

But I didn't ask to have somebody nose around in my private life. I didn't even ask to be famous. All I asked was to be able to earn a living making people laugh.

Words, once they are printed, have a life of their own.

What I do when I write is I just write the way I would tell it, so it comes out just exactly the way I would talk to you.

I always had a weak chin because we couldn't afford to correct my bite, which could have been corrected with braces. So the chin was always weak. And I always was - kind of hated my profile. And I thought wouldn't it be nice someday to feel the rain on your chin without having to look up.

I had a good loud voice and I wasn't afraid to be goofy or zany.

Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.