As far as sitcoms go, I thought Jenna Elfman in 'Dharma and Greg' was a wonderful physical comedienne who had great timing.

It's almost impossible to be funnier than the people in Washington.

I always preferred working with somebody so I could look into their eyeballs and play tennis.

My grandmother and I saw an average of eight movies a week, double features, second run.

Have you noticed that all you need to grow healthy, vigorous grass is a crack in your sidewalk? Having a baby is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.

Originally, I came from Texas, and we lived on - I guess you'd call it welfare, what we called relief.

In '57, I got a job at the Blue Angel nightclub, and a gentleman named Ken Welch wrote all my material for me. I lived at a place called the Rehearsal Club that was actually the basis for a play called Stage Door.