I can't tell a joke to save my soul. It's just not my thing, though I love to listen to jokes.
Carol BurnettWhat I like to write about is stuff I know. I don't think I could write a novel. I don't think I have it in me to come up with those kinds of characters.
Carol BurnettBefore you go to bed, write down three 'gratefuls' for the day and three 'did wells' (they can even include something as simple as doing the laundry)-the results can be amazing!
Carol Burnett