When you have a dream, you've got to grab it and never let go.
I was once asked to do my Tarzan yell at Bergdorf Goodman, and a guard burst in with a gun! Now I only do it under controlled circumstances.
Words, once they are printed, have a life of their own.
No one ever said life was fair. Just Eventful.
I can't tell a joke to save my soul. It's just not my thing, though I love to listen to jokes.
I don't eat much meat, fish, or poultry.