Comedy = tragedy + time.

I wish my mother had left me something about how she felt growing up. I wish my grandmother had done the same. I wanted my girls to know me.

I never regretted turning down anything, I never regretted losing a job because I always felt something else was out there.

Comedy is tragedy plus time.

Well, I don't know how astute I am, but I did want to be a journalist when I was growing up.

If someone tells you that you cannot do something and you believe it, they are right.

I was once asked to do my Tarzan yell at Bergdorf Goodman, and a guard burst in with a gun! Now I only do it under controlled circumstances.