Comedy = tragedy + time.

As far as sitcoms go, I thought Jenna Elfman in 'Dharma and Greg' was a wonderful physical comedienne who had great timing.

Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.

I can't tell a joke to save my soul. It's just not my thing, though I love to listen to jokes.

I've always been able to recount things and I have a really good memory about dialog and what people have said before and this and that.

If someone tells you that you cannot do something and you believe it, they are right.

When you have a dream, you've got to grab it and never let go.