I was once asked to do my Tarzan yell at Bergdorf Goodman, and a guard burst in with a gun! Now I only do it under controlled circumstances.

I love to write. I have always loved writing. That was my first love.

It's almost impossible to be funnier than the people in Washington.

My grandmother and I saw an average of eight movies a week, double features, second run.

I liked myself better when I wasnt me.

I wish my mother had left me something about how she felt growing up. I wish my grandmother had done the same. I wanted my girls to know me.

What I like to write about is stuff I know. I don't think I could write a novel. I don't think I have it in me to come up with those kinds of characters.