I'm really not that funny in real life. But I am the best audience one could find. I love to laugh.

I always preferred working with somebody so I could look into their eyeballs and play tennis.

What I do when I write is I just write the way I would tell it, so it comes out just exactly the way I would talk to you.

But I don't begrudge anybody, because I know how hard it is to have that dream and to make it happen, whether or not it's just to put a roof over your head and food on the table.

I always had a weak chin because we couldn't afford to correct my bite, which could have been corrected with braces. So the chin was always weak. And I always was - kind of hated my profile. And I thought wouldn't it be nice someday to feel the rain on your chin without having to look up.

I've always been able to recount things and I have a really good memory about dialog and what people have said before and this and that.

What I like to write about is stuff I know. I don't think I could write a novel. I don't think I have it in me to come up with those kinds of characters.