I liked myself better when I wasnt me.

I love the writing. I love the idea of typing and seeing it on the computer and printing it out myself and, you know, moving sentences around. I like that.

If someone tells you that you cannot do something and you believe it, they are right.

I had a good loud voice and I wasn't afraid to be goofy or zany.

I think the hardest thing to do in the world, show-business-wise, is write comedy.

I always had a weak chin because we couldn't afford to correct my bite, which could have been corrected with braces. So the chin was always weak. And I always was - kind of hated my profile. And I thought wouldn't it be nice someday to feel the rain on your chin without having to look up.

You know, one wonderful thing that came out of my Enquirer experience is that, in my case, it was ruled tabloids are magazines. Which means they didn't have the protection that a newspaper has.