I recently became vegan because I felt that as a Jewish lesbian, I wasn't part of a small enough minority. So now I'm a Jewish lesbian vegan.

There were very few women comics when I started out doing stand-up. But I always saw that as a great advantage.

As a writer, the worst thing you can do is work in an environment of fear of rejection.

My stand-up act is very clean.

I never thought I was going to have children. I just thought after 45, that was it.

Sex when you're married is like going to the 7-Eleven: There's not much variety, but at three in the morning, it's always there.

Making love to a woman is like buying real estate: location, location, location.