Hillary has her work cut out for her. Her Democratic challengers are a 'Who's Who' of 'who's that?' Jim Webb, Lincoln Chafee, Silas Phelps, Peter Wilks... now those last two were characters from The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn. You didn't even notice, did you?

What can I say about Brian Williams. Nothing, because I work for NBC.

I'm also the first straight woman to host this in 20 years, so, we finally made it, straight people.

Let's give it up for the Secret Service. I don't want to be too hard on those guys. You know, because they're the only law enforcement agency that will get in trouble if a black man gets shot.

You have to put work into relationships to keep them fun.

I solemnly swear not to talk about Hillary's appearance, because that is not journalism.

Feels right to have a woman follow President Obama, doesn't it?